that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
I just opened up the mens room door to a dude pissing in the urinal and pointing at himself in the mirror
It was mandatory to shotgun a beer before we were allowed to eat dinner
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
He asked if I was alright. I said "Yeah, I'm just an incapacitated ball of orgasmic bliss right now."
Not sure how my purse ended up in the bushes last night... Or why there was a noodle strainer in the toilet.
The box said 94% effective prevention of pregnancy if used correctly but God knows I’m not gonna use it right so let’s adjust that to like a 70%
I think every girl deserves a pregnancy scare. Because then it just feels like such a priviledge to be bleeding out of the vagina.
I legit just did a jig towards my box of tampons.
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
It's only awkward the first ten minutes you realize it's not your house.
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