Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
I drank so much Goldschläger last night, I could shit a necklace.
Nights like last night are what makes cleaning up the vomit in the morning worth it
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
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