sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
Dude you just tried to have a one night stand with my ex girlfriend while we were trying to put you to bed upstairs.
but that still doesn't explain how i woke up on the couch down stairs.
He spent the whole night convincing me I wasn't fat, but after we had sex he said "Oh, I see what you mean"
He was waring a speedo fashioned out of american flag bandanas and when he got hard he said "you're such a patriot...raising the american flag like that"
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
I literally just biked home like I was on the last leg about to win the tour du France. Fuck diarrhea
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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