real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
I am drinking ovaltine with peppermint schnapps. My childhood could have been so much better.
We named our saturday intramural dodgeball team "we're hungover". Pretty much just an excuse to fuel my alcoholism on friday nights.
My mom walked down and caught me drinking by myself, watching the nanny at 3:30AM. I had no idea what to say
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
Her Grandmother felt me up AND paid for dinner. If she doesn't get her shit together I'm gonna be her Step Grandfather.
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
I told her my cab was outside the club and that I had to go, but I think we both knew this wasn't going anywhere past the sloppy bathroom handjob.
Piñatas plus fireworks don't mix well
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
I made him laugh his dick is mine
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