I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
So...we accidentally left a bag of puke in your sister's room. Heads up.
i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
the 24 hour champagne diet aint going so well
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
at last call she tried to get the bartender to fill her flask. when he refused, i had to stop her from trying to pour the rest of her beer in there.
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
He tricked me into going on a double date with him, I don't like that he's not using me for just sex anymore
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
My New Years Resolution is to get everyone to start talking like a 40 year old douchebag. From now on, you will only refer to me as Chief.
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
I have a fantastic sense of humor but being called a merman isn't funny
She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
Randomize
