im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
Best feeling in the world? holding your pee all day for a negative preggo test
Stop making all the ice cubes only big enough to fit in your bong. It takes like 3 trays for a glass of ice water
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
Had a dream I was a monkey and smoked pot out of a bong made out of a tree
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
Ps I just used the "If you give a mouse a cookie" defense in a real life situation. Suck it
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
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