He fucking owes me dinner after I gave him head under the deck behind the bar.
So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
just found my old 10th grade stash of beer in a shoebox. guess who's getting trashed tonight
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
My doctor said I can only have one drink at a time, ever, from now on. My life has officially started its decline.
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
Desperate times call for desperate measures. But he promised me no small talk so that was nice
I feel like I'm in high school again. I'm completely sober and I just gave some guy a handjob to completion.
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
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