I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
I swear if she hugs me I'm going to bleach my body
There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
you threw up in the bushes next to the ABC store and kept saying "you're home, blueberry vodka, you're home!"
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
Responsibility: Hiding your beer when your DWI clients who are out on bond come to talk to you at bars.
Um please remind me to tell you what happened tonight. It involves wine, pain killers and firing a handgun in our apartment. Legit might be hiding from the cops this weekend.
He walked door to door asking if anyone needed to get laid. Surprisingly, that ended his drought
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
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