Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
I just got three quarters of the way there before I realized I was way too stoned for class so I bought a smoothie and walked home.
i just funneled a beer through a mask n snorkel.. can you check that off my bucket list..
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
Just bought a handle of vodka with the excuse of "just in case we drink tonight"
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
Just heard one of my friends say, "if you're trying to take advantage of me I really dont care. I just want this beer." ..
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
Why is there broken glass in my purse?
You stole a snow globe. From your VP. Soooo...maybe don't put all your hopes on that promotion you were expecting
There's still helium in the tank I found in the garbage outside the bar!
I just told a guy I'm a cross of Kim K, Hilary Clinton and a dragon... He was still into it.
yea so the plan to relive our college glory days was great and all but ending up in the er with alcohol poisoning was crossing the line
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
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