i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
"Morning after" poops are always like, interesting.
just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
Just saw a midget on an elliptical. Epic.
Did you catch one of my beer pong balls in your cleavage or was that a dream?
What's more sad than going to Target to buy Plan B and the new Sam Smith album?
I was so hungover at work I had my shirt on backwards. I had no idea how I managed to get through today puke free.
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
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