Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
MY DAD AND I ARE ON OUR WAY OUT OF FLORENCE AND I JUST SAW A MAN AT A BUS STOP WITH A GIMP HAND SLAP HIS DAUGHTER ACROSS THE FACE WITH IT.
sometimes i wish i was the girl in a porno. that way if i couldn't get any, i'd just order a pizza and do him.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
he asked me to "shake his dick" when he introduced himself, playing naked football with you in our living room. $100 says you two get married one day.
ALSO, I NEED TO BORROW A CAT. ASAP
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
Just sitting here contemplating the meaning of life.
So you're drunk waiting for the bus.
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
If one more dude who finds out I'm a cop asks to see me in uniform I'm gonna become asexual
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
She’s 47 and wants me to fuck her on her mom’s hospital bed
Randomize
