Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
so i slept on a park bench last night...no hobo
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
I was sitting on the floor of CVS chugging white grape juice until someone asked me to leave.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
So you told me to remind you that you vomited 3 times in the street because you would forget so here is your reminder
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
Not gonna lie: had to look up how to spell fellatio. Not sure I spelled it right even now. Looks like a Shakespearean character. ENTER FELLATIO, SOLILOQUIZING.
I did this clutch move yesterday at the bar where I grabbed a plastic cup for water and discreetly threw up in it while walking around and then tossed it. It was my best boot and rally ever
I figured it out! There's blood on the kitchen floor because I fell into the dishwasher. And there's a face dent. And it doesn't work.
Yea.....I saw that happen.
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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