There are just some things I refuse to put in my mouth.
It was kind of weird
What did your mom walk in?
She flung her tampon across the room.
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
the ceiling is raining jello shotss
I feel as though sleeping all day due to the effects of prescription painkillers paid for by union insurance made this the most American day ever for me
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
Why is the clock ticking so loud? Now I know how Captain Hook feels.
I need vodka and champagne for my new favorite drink, vodkapagne. Alternative spellings are "vodkapain" and "vom-machine"
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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