I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
She was the most uninteresting drunk I've met
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.
I think I sprained my soul last night
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
We ate our feelings. Then drank our feelings. I feel feminism delivered.
Braid them armpits, sister.
And there was a legally blind kid in a ref costume doing surprisingly well at beer pong who was passing out business cards
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
You're a disaster
Wanna date?
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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