We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
I'm masturbating to football. This is why I get guys and you don't
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
There arew tilmes ina man's life when christmaas. THerew are times in a man's lfie when drunk texts from a bathrom hyufgirto. So, you know, merry chriastmans.
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
Three Decembers later, I'm looking at this fuckin Santa lingerie I bought and just realized my stocking never got stuffed....
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
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