If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
I put it into a sports analogy for him: there are three teams in the league- friends, fuck buddies, and dating, and the fuck buddies roster is full, pick an alternate team
He showed me a four inch blond hair that grows out of his side. He calls it his little ray of sunshine. Please come get me.
Meh. I'll learn enough German to ask her for a handjob, then I'm out
You never cease to amaze me.
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
For future reference "I'm too drunk to come today" is an acceptable line to get out of work. I love my job
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
My final act is to send you this message. I love you. Tell my family that I love them. Except my dad. Tell him I said "Eh..." while rocking your hand side to side. And tell Tim that I will always love the idea of him. Tell Caleb I love him so. Take care of Miss Kitty Fantastico. Tell the world that I will watch over. Good bye. I love you.
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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