my mom just found my bong and asked what it was. I told her it was a hookah
and she bought it?!?
yeah...but her friends at work told her hookah was fun and now she wants to smoke it with me...im thinkin yes
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
The dry cleaners wouldn't even take our clothes. That's how bad of a night it was.
I will tell my future kids about the time I went to the bar with a stomach virus. Like a champ.
Great. Now I'm always going to be the roommate that boned a guy with a third nipple.
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
Thank god crabs can't live on your head. Thank god.
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
My pubic hair is shaved into the shape of mistletoe.
I hope that's a joke and if not I need a snap of it
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
I woke up in some kids room and he introduced me to his friends at breakfast as "Monica" so I just went with it.
How many more of your relationships do I have to destroy before you realize sleeping with me isn't a good idea?
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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