I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
Im am drinking whisky alone in my parents basement. I think I just watched the point of no return stroll by.
We've reached that awkward stage of the relationship where he's in love with me when he's drunk, but sober him is still afraid of commitment.
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
you spent 5 minutes trying to open an empty PBR and kept saying "don't worry i'll get it i've been working out"
He's got a pretty small dick but he's a total sweetheart. I'm gonna buy a new dildo and just deal with it.
Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
lets just say that i have already today: gotten drunk, got in a fight, got stranded an hour away from home, found a ride, sobered up, and slept. woken back up, and here i am. its been a long day. Day drinking is bad for friendships.
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
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