scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
Got blown by one of the bridesmaids. Family BBQ today. They all know. Talk about awkward.
You spent about half an hour trying to convince me that mesh condoms were a good idea.
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
Amazing. Super drunk. We stole a street sign in a golf cart and went around jousting trash cans all night.
your like the ambassador to my penis.
He said he wanted to make me his Twinkie, "filled with his delicious cream." ABSOLUTELY 100% NO YOU MAY NOT REPEAT ****NOT**** GIVE HIM MY NUMBER EVER EVER EVER. Please confirm receipt and full comprehension of this message.
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
Last night at McDonalds, you lied across the counter, pulled up your shirt and yelled "BODY SHOTS"...
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
You ripped his router out of the wall and screamed "I have defeated the matrix"
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