And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
She said she didn't have time to shave "there"
Then she shouldn't have had time to order the lobster.
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
This is to remind you the pizza is in the dishwasher birthday boy eat it before it goes on
No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
The good news is the house is clean, the bad news is someone redecorated the bonus room by spray painting "free willy" on the wall in honor of the girl who passed out in there last night.
Dude, nobody just eats a banana these days. This chick wanted it. She wanted to get down with Charlie Brown.
I may or may not have told him that he's "the only one with a PHD in this pussy"... I should like direct cheesy porno flicks or something.
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
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