who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
Your TV has the DVD menu for White Chicks permanently burned into the screen. I can't anymore. That's just a whole different level that I cannot comprehend.
oh no you fucking didn't eat my mac and cheese you cunt
His glasses broke on the way to the bar aNd he ended up talking to this butterface all night. I didn't have the heart to tell him
but you don't have to sleep on top of four different cum stains because you'd rather buy a case of Franzia than spend $3.50 in the student laundry room
the bathroom floor of the diner looks a lot different when you're not rolling around and puking on it.
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
I would feel worse for you if you weren't waking up between a pair of double Fs that attached to a classically trained chief. Im still jacking off eating hot pockets.
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
I am not getting you a goat.
Fair enough. I am not going out with you. The goat was not negotiable.
Why is this not the first time I’ve seen the mugshot of someone I’ve slept with
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