You know how I know he's a virgin? He's wearing transition lenses.
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
i made sure i dropped the whole "im a yoga teacher" bomb which basically roofies a guys sense of judgement and guarantees he will sleep with me.
Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
You told me that you were as fast as lightning and you wanted to race me. Then you faceplanted after falling down the stairs.
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
I walked in describing her boobs thinking I was talking to you only to hear dad say 'I remember when your moms were like that'. ALWAYS tell me when they get home early. Always
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
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