Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
No it was good. I serenaded the holding cell occupants with a fabulous rendition of Making Love out of Nothing at all. It was fucking amazing!
Is her birthday actually on cinco de mayo? That makes so much sense
He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
Like I thought me shitting my pants was bad today... Then the election happened.
Today's hangover is brought to us by Sailor Jerry's and your dedication to my alcoholism.
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