I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
How the fuck does a person bruise an armpit? I swear to god, I get the lamest drunk injuries.
I am drinking fireball and apple juice out of a sippy cup like a fucking toddler.
you were angry and didn't have anything else to throw so you threw a breakfast burrito...?
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
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