I'm talking handstands, sex in broad daylight, waking me up in the middle of the night. CRAZY
handstands? WTF?
she was a gymnast
go to hell.
just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
Remind me to tell you about this weekend with them. It was the least fun I have ever had drinking. And I have thrown up pork and beer through my nose on the side of the freeway.
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
I really want to stop getting this drunk. I've got the Sunday scaries and it's only Saturday
He ate me out in the passenger seat of his Range Rover in a Tim Hortons parking lot. I could hear “oh canada” on the radio from a nearby school as I came. Most patriotic orgasm ever!
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