4:25 am: I want you here. Ugh.
I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
I read the police report. You asked the cop if you could use his in-car computer to update your facebook. No way you get out of a DUI.
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
I don't care. I'll be that guy that eats cake in a car. Alone. With the doors locked.
I have just disproved the common belief that it is impossible to have mediocre sex in a fire truck.
The fire in my vagina flames on. Fucking terrible firefighter
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
We're not piercing ourselves today.
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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