Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
boyfriend complimented me on my new prada shoes today. he is officially either gay or the man im gonna marry. knowing my luck it's all of the above.
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
She told me I should be a condom model.
You were screaming across the bar "BUYING US SHOTS ISN'T GOING TO MAKE US STRAIGHT, YA KNOW!!!!!!!!"
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
Oh I'm sorry does your girlfriend send you better pictures of things in her ass? No? Didn't think so. Remember that the next time you wanna complain how I don't make the first move enough.
I have more important things to worry about than you drowning your cheerios in tequila.
you went over there?
His drunk texts were grammatically perfect. At least our kids will be smart.
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
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