how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
Lesson 1: you can't keep macking on a girl if you get handcuffed
in hindsight, the duct tape banana hammock was a bad idea.
i'm about to rub a glazed donut on my face just so it feels like you're here
Apparently you need a permit for a flamethrower.
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
I ended up passing out on the shitter for like an hour with mcds smoothie all over my face
When I tell my children how I survived hurricane Sandy I'll probably leave out the threesome
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
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