i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
It was my little brother's 14th birthday today. Didn't know what to get him so I just showed him how to use incognito tabs on google chrome.
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
Tried making out with pop rocks in my mouth. That shit is magical.
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
Just test drove the kilt for Justin's wedding. NEVER. WEARING. PANTS. AGAIN.
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
I threw up in my brother's Easter basket
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
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