He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
I’m on my way to fuck the new hockey player
Ride him like a Zamboni
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