Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
separated laundry into 'got laid' and 'didn't get laid' piles.
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
We fucked in his mom's shower and all I could think about was being too old to be sneak banging while someone's mom was out of town and how much mildew was on the shower curtain. Fuck you, Adulthood.
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
I smoked that joint really fast and now I'm so high I'm crawling around on all 4 giving my dogs piggie back rides pretending its the macy day parade for dogs and I'm their giant human float.
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
My mom and sister were over. When my drunk roommate came home, he yelled "GOT BITCHES IN MY CONDO"
These are the things that make me so grateful... that I slept with your sister instead.
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
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