Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
Honey, If i waited till marriage I wouldnt know what a dick tasted like.
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
I woke up hungover and reached for a glass of water only to realize too late that it was vodka sprite with my splooge in it.
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
I managed to convince my mom that my hickey was a birth mark I have always had. She cried for an hour about being a terrible mother for never noticing it.
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
She was holding a turtle doing a beer bong out of a flower watering can.
Now that I'm born again, I'm preserving my gift.
Your vagina isn't a White Elephant gift. You can't re-wrap it after it's already been given several times. That's white trash thinking.
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
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