I showed him my bush... on skype.
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
I fed him pizza in bed. I'm probably the best one night stand ever.
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
Two words: blizzard sex
Did you send me a cake saying 'Happy 1st One-Night Stand Ever'?
He ate me out while watching Fifty Shades of Grey---needless to say I'm locking this down
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
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