My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
remember that time that crown gas station wouldn't sell us a lighter so we had to use matches and birthday candles to smoke with a toilet paper roll? sometimes i miss high school
I found the TV remote. It was in the washing machine along with the chicken wings you kept complaining to Domino's about that they 'never delivered'
im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
We need to rekindle our bromance
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
you pissed in the sink and didnt realize it until it was time to wash your hands
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
Was in the middle of a keg stand, the frat guys dropped me, and I broke my nose. My mom didn't enjoy that call from the hospital.
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
It's not my fault I make her feel like a Taylor Swift album
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
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