That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen
i should start naming my morning wood
great idea but wrong number
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
You don't understand, we were on a waffle house. Both of us were absolutely certain we passed out at his place then BAM! Waffle house.
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
Tbh the only thing I was fully concerned about from the dream was what type of fucked up parallel universe doesn't have Coca-Cola
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
Hi I love you will you be up for a while!
That exclamation point was a drunk decision
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