I was just tapping my foot in the bathroom at Penn Station just PRAYING for anonymous sex. You know how that goes.
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
I am spending my work day planning my weekend drinking schedule
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
Apparently it's ok to apply for building permits drunk. I feel like there definitely is a law preventing that.
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
Now I have to set an alarm for less than 6 hours from now to wake her up, get her showered and get her to her first day of tutoring a kid from her church. WTF is my life?
Went to 7-11 to buy condoms with the $20 I found on the ground outside Rite Aid. A good day for drug stores
Your friends are scaring the cats so I'm going to smoke weed with them to call them down.
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
For a second I thought I had fallen asleep on the floor and freaked out. Then I thought somehow I was on drugs. This is my life.
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
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