What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
You were making out with a freshman and said you wanted to back to his place. Then when you got to the door to leave you said "never mind." He sad it wasn't fair and you got all serious and told him "welcome to the real world kid."
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
THEY'RE TEXTING LIKE MIDDLE AGED SOCCER MOMS WHAT DO I DO
Remember when I convinced you to watch me eat my sandwich just so you could reuse my plate and save us money on our water bill? I'm so ecofriendly when I'm high
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
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