Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
I'm laying in the fetal position on the floor of my kitchen eating potato salad with my fingers. Please come over with some real food and keep me company.
You'd be surprised at the stuff my vagina tells my brain to say
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
I awoke this morning alone and naked in my bed I forecast my date later not going so well because I have three giant hickies on my neck there is a note next to my bed that looks a 3rd grader wrote it on my college acceptance letter
Pro: Drunk Portland Strip Club. Con: Monday morning hangover at work. Pro: boobs. Con: Sleep deprivation. The Pro's are winning.
I would agree. Add some coffee to the booze. It will cut down on sleep deprivation.
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
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