Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
I fucked her to her "thinking of him" playlist. Sucks to be that guy haha
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
last nights episode of shot friends brought to you by polish vodka and flamingo baseball. pickles cure hangovers.
My worst case scenario tonight is that I fuck a hot Swiss girl. Let that give you perspective on my life at the moment.
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
I'm not taking advice from anyone I've seen passed out naked at noon on the hood of a strangers car. Meaning you.
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
like, you weren't just lying there, you were wrapped in what appeared to be the skin of a wolf, chanting doomsday prophecies
THE END IS NEIGH
Trusting in Jesus is not a viable birth control plan.
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
Randomize
