Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
Have you ever been so weak from sleep you couldn't push your poo out?
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
We have been pregaming the shutdown of the government since Tuesday. Send help, and some more liquor.
Puked up what appears to be battery acid next to the treadmill. Everyone noticed.
I just saw her take the entire bowl of lime wedges from the bar and pour them all in her purse, and now using the empty bowl as a hat. Waiting for security to come and throw her ass out.
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
Shit happens dude.
Shit doesn't just HAPPEN on the kitchen floor you asshole.
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