And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
booty call
i swear to god if you come over i will kick you in the pussy.
I blacked out at the bar, and blcked in getting a handjob on a roller coaster. Sober me is jealous of drunk me.
During breaking dawn, he leaned over and asked me why she would have to worry about her period since she essentially just married a walking super-absorbant tampon... It was the best way to ruin those movies for me.
On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
It started as ''I want a romantic life right now'' text. It ended with pool table sex.
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
Hey can you send me a copy of my mugshot? I need it to prove a point
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
I'm killing it this week, I've peed my pants and put my vibrator into the washing machine.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
Santi's no longer allowed to buy booze in my lane. Last thing I need is a midlife crisis looking at his Id again.
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