2:45a: Any chance you got 3000 bucks on you?
I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
I couldn't get internet on my iPod in this hotel room for porn, so I made due with UFC.
I'm not sure what to say to that.
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
Don't text me when you know I'm doing lines on my phone
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
I'm going to CVS to meet the Craigslist guy who is going to buy my underwear. If I don't text you within the next hour, plz assume that I have been abducted by a stranger with an underwear fetish.
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
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