he said i was chugging vodka in the parking lot, gave my # to a married man, started a food fight, and passed out at the bar. how could he NOT consider that a good first date???
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
I didn't think I could chip a tooth while giving a blowjob until I met him.
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
BEST FEELING EVER: Standing in a hot fucking shower, while super baked, while eating a cookie.
You eat cookies in the shower?
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
I put in a tampon while driving a moving vehicle. I feel like this is simultaneously a new low and the sort of feat that deserves a merit badge.
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
All I wanted was a couple of orgasms before work, is that too much to ask?!
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
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