My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
Remember when I use to call my dick 'the pendulum'
wtf?
It is now the artist formerly known as 'insideyourgirlfriend'
The iPhone is ruining my ability to sex message. My 5-year-old cousin just picked up my phone at my grandmas birthday party and read "I wanna stand you up and fuck you from behind" to my entire extended family bc of popped up on my screen
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
also I just used a straw to drink the juice out of a tomato b/c I forgot how to bite.
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
Housekeeping just called to see if we were okay bc they came in the room earlier and we didn't move.
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
I'm supposed to nail the old lady at 1:30 so I'll see you at 1:35ish.
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
My life has evolved from screwing randos, ok?
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
Randomize
