I don't know what kind of drugs you were on last night but you kept trying to highlight my face because you said I was important
Hashbrowns don't come out your nose as easily as you would think
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
My dick has a subreddit
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
I have so much to do, no motivation, and Harry Potter is on. You KNOW whats taking priority in my life right now
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
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