Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
Well, now that you have a gf, its gonna be awkward when I get drunk and make out with you..... Then later, pretend like I don't remember.
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
I'm daydrinking whiskey in a princess hat
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
Yo i still have 5 hrs left of work. I should not be this drunk
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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