Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
I thought it went well, but he just sent me a video of me sucking an icicle on the fire escape of his building with the caption "The ice got more than I did." Somehow I feel like I owe him a blowjob.
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
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