I think east. Tornado watch. What the fuck are you doing in Texarkana?
Bonnaroo. Tornado watch? Expand on that thought.
Watch for tornadoes.
The more I throw up, the more I am remembering exactly what I drank last night...in order.
I love how our sober spotter means you only have to stay sober enough to type your pin in an ATM
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
Yeah I said my new jacket was waterproof, not puke through your nose proof.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
When did it become appropriate to call your mother the morning after? While still naked in bed? WHEN?!
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
I just accidentally showed an old lady a pic of my penis while showing her cat pics. So how's your day going?
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
NOT PREGNANT according to the two dollar tree pregnancy tests I took in the tacobell bathroom. Come meet me at tacobell for celebratory soft tacos.
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
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