Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
answer the phone. i thought i was eating cheese but it was butter. i ate a lot of it.
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
I'm in the Wal Mart stall where we found out you weren't pregnant. This is where I'm going to propose to you. I feel like that would be the most romantic
I was changing in front of my window and my neighbor text me saying, "nice pubes."
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
You just kept screaming "COME GET ME OFFICER, MY ALLIGATOR MEANS BUSINESS" while swinging a beanie baby alligator at him.
Just woke up with an entire pack of Oreos in my cheetah onesie. I've been waiting for this moment forever.
So drunk I thought the door was feeling me up for a seconds
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
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