I wish they made sweatshirts for legs
you mean pants?
last nights makeup is better than no makeup at all.
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
Do you remember me asking for jerk off videos from Tinder guy?
Nah I don't remember that being part of the criteria
In the last 3 weeks my drunken adventures have caused me to lose 2 credit cards, one debit card, a bracelet, two purses, and my $500 phone... Maybe i should quit drinking.
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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