So instead of cumming in her, I peed in her...
What did she do!?
I didn't tell her...
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
The only thing worse than being arrested is the fact the cop confiscated my green dinosaur costume.
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
PA to anyone at the party last night and wondering where your pants are: they are in my backyard.
My arrest report says I was found in midtown "performing lewd and lascivious acts on top of art meant for public display and enjoyment".
We exchanged snapchat usernames instead of numbers. Is that what America has come to?
HE LEFT ME THE DAY AFTER I LET HIM PEE ON ME. If you date him after that, I'll leave the fucking PLANET.
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
That was just an endearing nickname I called you before. I'm not gonna call you a filthy slut now that you are one, I don't want to hurt your feelings.
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
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