Are we in a gay sports bar?
Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
I wish i could put a picture of my ass of my resume...that seems to be the only way i will ever get hired
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
Wow. This hand sanitizer smells awesome. It's like I just gave a handjob to a fruit basket.
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
Just called a girl a cunt over peanuts. I think we both know it wasn't just about the peanuts.
I just had to beg some random guy to help me climb through your porch window since the door was locked. FYI...i hear you having sex in there. You could of at least taken a break to unlock the damn door. WTF!!!
Besides the fact that the only male who has shown an interest in me in the last 5 months has a strange and unfortunate resemblance to fucking Frodo, I've been good thanks
If you've ever wondered what a shitshow is, just watch me at the bar on a Friday. Or Tuesday. Take your pick.
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
You should never be more than a quarter of a mile from a working toilet
Preach!
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
To celebrate the holidays this evening, I will be replying “FUCK YOU” to all my spam emails. Can’t tell you how excited I am
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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