Dude, no joke... I lost my wedding ring in some skank last night
Wearing these hooker shoes was a mistake
Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
You can't find true love with Budweiser and a futon
this is what happens when you pick a roommate a year in advance.. she ends up hating you for hooking up with for of her extended family members
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home
We were making out and truffle butter was playing in the background. I stopped mid make out session and said, "I'm really sorry but I have to rap Nicki's part."
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
I said I wanted pizza tattoo on my ass and the tattooist asked me what I wanted on it.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Randomize
