whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
The last two calls in my phone are dominos and 911. I'm not sure how my night went.
in the morning i found her name, number and address on one of the empty pizza boxes. also said "ps. if you find my shoes please mail to me."
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
Because he's your one night stand I shouldn't feel obligated to extend social media to him
So like 5 seconds in I realize I knew him in 3rd grade and I went limp in his mouth. It felt like I just murdered the last unicorn ever. Going straight never felt like an option till now.
Side note: the physics of a guy my size and age getting laid in the backseat of a Toyota Camry are absolutely staggering
I do feel like I owe you an apology for trying to fuck your dad last night but in my defense everyone knows I shouldn't drink tequila.
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
you left your anal beads in the dishwasher
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