he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
Can she stop putting up all these passive aggressive statuses and please come out of the "I-want-to-be-a-pornstar" closet already?
being sober in physics class makes me realize the regularity with which i show up to it still drunk
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
That moment when you notice a tiny IR camera pointing at you, in your bed, at the apartment you found on Craigslist.
You don't know scared until you've just begun the first stage of an acid trip till a guy on stilts with a creepy mustache and beard says "enter the Forrest"
You're still my best friend even though you continue to pass out on random toilets every time you drink
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
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